Gridotine

A large gravity-operated execution device composed of multiple weighted intersecting guillotine blades in a grid-like pattern. The accused is strapped to a table and the gridotine blade is released. The accused is subsequently diced into flesh squares like that black guy in the laser scene from Resident Evil.

My gruncle's dwife was accused of usury and summarily executed by gridotine.

Gridotine by calvert1212 August 27, 2025

Lap Guilotine 

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

Lap Guilotine by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

griddiness 

A state of being on the grid, as in, known to the internet.

The internet knows all about Dave, and rather than worrying about it, Dave is embracing his griddiness.

griddiness by Mother 0' Dragons June 17, 2018

grotinery

The sound/look of a goat eating a tic can full of celery, could be described as unnerving or disturbing.

My knee made a grotinery noise when it popped.

grotinery by iaamtoadman July 14, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022