Gridotine

A large gravity-operated execution device composed of multiple weighted intersecting guillotine blades in a grid-like pattern. The accused is strapped to a table and the gridotine blade is released. The accused is subsequently diced into flesh squares like that black guy in the laser scene from Resident Evil.

My gruncle's dwife was accused of usury and summarily executed by gridotine.

by calvert1212 August 27, 2025

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

griddiness

A state of being on the grid, as in, known to the internet.

The internet knows all about Dave, and rather than worrying about it, Dave is embracing his griddiness.

by Mother 0' Dragons June 17, 2018

grotinery

The sound/look of a goat eating a tic can full of celery, could be described as unnerving or disturbing.

My knee made a grotinery noise when it popped.

by iaamtoadman July 14, 2021