Grey Matter

An insult commonly used to degrade a person’s intelligence

Wow that Jim has a lot of grey matter up there.

Grey Matter by Jakeman28 March 1, 2020

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Grey Matter

A very drab person who wears long, dull, grey attire. Their personality suits the wardrobe.

Billy: Ugh... it's grey matter again.
Sally: She's so boring.

Grey Matter by Earl Annie Edna August 17, 2008

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Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

Grey Matter Core Sample by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

Grey Matter Splatter by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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