A verb: The act of twerking while also making high volume noises that resemble grelp. Can be used in any context that the user sees fit.
Luke: Hey Ben, wanna watch me practice my grelping?
Ben: Sure Luke. I’m always down to oversee a good grelping session.
Luke: Okay here goes nothing. *grelps*
Ben: Wow Luke! You sure know how to grelp!
Luke: Thanks Ben. I always practice my grelping every day down by thr river next to the grelp towers.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.