Greenhouse gas

Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.

"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

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Greenhouse gaslighting

The act of trying to convince people you are doing more to combat climate change than you actually are.

“Remember how Scott Morrison held up that lump of coal in Parliament that one time, and now he’s at a climate conference trying to convince us his government is doing more than its share for climate change?”

“Yeah, Scotty from Marketing’s greenhouse gaslighting us again.”

by Shambles1979 December 3, 2020

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greenhouse gases

A phrase coined by corporate cocksuckers to create a market for "environmentally friendly" products, when of course they are nothing of the sort. Pop those two words into an advertisement and you have gullable morons buying your product by the droves.

GREENHOUSE GAS ALERT! Try our good wholesome whole wheat bread rich with amino acids, probiotic cultures, and more bullshit phrases that have been cleverly implimented into your lives in order to get us rich! BUY OUR BREAD YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT! GREENHOUSE GASSES !

Everytime you buy a product that mentions greenhouse gases, Jesus crys.

by the_goose April 17, 2008

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