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Greenfields

Hippie douche bag clothing and pipe store on the east side of Milwaukee. Owned and operated by a cast of losers. They sell over priced trinkets made by poor people in foreign countries, while getting trashed and acting "American".
That 45 year old guy from Greenfields lies about being Vegan to hit on chicks half his age.
Greenfields by Red3Blue5 June 23, 2009
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Emery Greenfields 

Unusually small eyeglasses that typically cover only the iris area of the wearer. Inspired by their frequent wearer, Emery Greenfield.
Those glasses are tiny! Damn near Emery Greenfields!
Emery Greenfields by Louber July 23, 2013

Greenfield International School 

Greenfield International School aka GIS pronounced 'jizz' by the students. Absolute pigsty. Crappy little school in the middle of Dubai. All the students are genuinely depressed, a good 50% are definitely sociopaths. The other 50% are either nicotine addicts that hide out in the bathroom, try-hards that tear up over getting a level 6, chamaks who think they're the shit cause they know how to use the word wallah, or all of the above. If you go to Greenfield, I'm sorry I know it's hard. I would say you can get through it if you stay strong, but even that probably won't help much. But we're all in it for the education, right!? (not that the education's any good either).
"Yeah I go to that shithole Greenfield International School"
"Oh my god you poor thing. Sit down, have some water"

Greenfield, Indiana 

This is the worst place to live on the east side of Indianapolis. Considered the worst school system and the most ridiculous discipline system. Full of wannabe white kids who think they black but hate black people. Think they hard and in a gang because they listen to blueface and post videos of them smoking pot. Cops harass you for no reason, get in trouble for the littlest things and only focuses on getting teenagers in trouble. Even the most ghetto place in indiana is so much better than this bumfuck town.
Person 1: “yo im straight from Greenfield, Indiana! dont fw us!”
Person 2: “Bro you are white u are nothing”
Greenfield, Indiana by very krusty December 13, 2019

Greenfield International School 

A fucking shit OUTDOOR school. In the middle of the desert. Retarded school with depressed students. Tell your parents you need to transfer immediately if you go to this school. If you don’t, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Person 1: “I go to Greenfield International School”
Person 2: “Get the fuck out”

Greenfield school 

Shitty school where you get detention for shit all. miss Davies is the worst and the rest is just as bad. There's probably more snakes in greeny than a reptile sanctuary. Year 7s think they rule the school but really they're just cocky little shits
Year 7s are proper cocky

That's just greenfield school for ya
Greenfield school by Prick dick November 24, 2018

Greenfield Center 

A small town located outside of Saratoga Springs, NY. Home of Greenfield Elementary which is a Blue Ribbon school for those of you who don't know. Also home to some of the coolest people I have ever or will ever meet. Birth place of the GFA. Commonly reffered to as Gods Country, The Fields, Heaven on Earth, or The GFA. No matter where you are or how much you have had to drink, it's always a straight shot home.
Me: Are we staying in Greenfield Center tonight?
You: Lets get hammer drunk in Gods Country.

Person #1: Are you going home tonight?
Person #2: Straight shot, Straight shot
Greenfield Center by Tyler Best March 4, 2009
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