Greene, NY.

Piece of shit small town where teen pregnancies are nothing but the usual. The ball flats is where the drugs are at, and pizza is your only choice of food. Fieldhockey and Wrestling is big and weed is something you grow up around.

lets get the fuck outta Greene, NY.

Greene, NY. by Kitty and GummyBear August 22, 2011

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Greene, NY

A nice small town were bonfires are the usual, its full of rednecks, punks, "emos", suicidal/misguided teens, and eating disorders. We also have the occasional child molesters, and sex offenders. The ball flats are usually were the drugs are at, but you can find some nice people...on occasion. The highlights of Greene is the sports. The main attention goes out to the phenomenal wrestlers, field hockey girls, and football. You may see everybody in Greene at these events. Oh, and not to mention the most exciting day of the school year...Ride your tractor to school day. As you drive by you can see them parked on the front lawn near the high school entrance.

"Come on boys! Its Greene, NY ride your tractor to school day! Dont forget to attend the bonfire tonight! Oh and dont forget your drugs on your way out!"

Greene, NY by tissuepaper July 30, 2013

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Greene, NY

a rural town near Binghamton, NY where you know everyone and the news spreads fast. the main sport focus is field hockey and football. the ball flats is the main gathering place fro town picnics and fairs

lets go to Greene, NY for the fair

Greene, NY by honeyboobooluvsu January 20, 2013

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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