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greenman 

A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events.
Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.
greenman by Bo-Tao Chen March 14, 2009
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greenman 

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.
Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
greenman by tamm!e September 9, 2008

greenman 

completely loved-up with your girlfriend
I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.
greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman 

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars
ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd
greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009

GreenMan Virus 

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️
GreenMan Virus
BLACKATOSAMA ON YOUTUBE AND PS4

Felching Greenman 

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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