An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by whitemen with small penises.
Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted placeāWales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alpsāwhere the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.