Green Status 

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

Green Status by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016

Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny

Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there

Greek Statue Sindrome by snorpa January 20, 2019

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues 

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Greek statistics 

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

Greek statistics by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020