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Green Choi 

Green Choi: A Korean-American born little bitch boi. Traits of a Green Choi usually consist of a small wheenus, lack of hair, short height, stamina, bad smell. Be very wary of the Green Choi as they are an adamant gay liberal satanist whom will take your blood to sacrifice it to his god Buhinga to win it's favor. Other special qualities of the Green Choi species consist of getting in lots of car accidents but not bothering to go to court to save money as the logical part of the Green Choi brain is drastically reduced. One would assume that they would then have a primal state of mind but alas the Green Choi is an starving, endangered, unmating species as they constantly Reee at anything. The Green Choi can usually be found at a Star Bucks serving green tea as his poor life decisions and lack of social skills has reduced him to welfare card and social benefit abusing degenerate. Be wary of ordering drinks from a Green Choi as they will usually REE at you for how privileged you are to afford Starbucks.
Eww did you see that Green Choi he fucking ree at me after crashing into my car and then I saw him at starbucks the next day and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Green Choi by Alexander Reznov August 31, 2018

Green Choice 

A yummy, delicious and healthy spread of peanut butter that has lightened people's lives for generations. This favorite in the cupboard has become a staple in so many homes all across Scandinavia. Everyone wants a piece of Green Choice and to be part of the community of Green Choicers. Once you go Green you never go mean!
A life without Green Choice peanut butter, is that even a life?!
Green Choice by PB_ November 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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