Green Alex 

when your friends are talking about important, life-changing events, and you interrupt them to talk about something stupid or how you don’t know how to get dick.

“Don’t mean to Green Alex you, but...”
“Sorry to be a Green Alex.”
“I was talking, and she Green Alex-ed me.”

Green Alex by xXxGothGurrlxXx May 17, 2018

Alex Green 

The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.

Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew

Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.

That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand

Alex Green by Athirstyguy September 28, 2011

greenarexia 

A lifestyle disorder characterized by unrealistic fear of the impact of one's own carbon footprint on the environment.

A person suffers from greenarexia, doesn't allow themselves the luxury of driving a car, buying store-bought food, wearing and eating non-organic products, to the extent that they deny themselves a comfortable life out of the guilt caused by impacting the environment with their every day choices.

greenarexia by LillyCoco June 24, 2009