Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells
like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.
According to the only hetero
non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when
one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of
one man sucking another man's
penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I
got a ten
sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the
pooper!"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"