Grayson (derogatory) 

Be weary around a Grayson. He’s the kind of motherfucker that you think you don’t like or have interest in, but he somehow finds a way of weaving his way into making you catch feelings for him. After that happens, he’ll play the role of a sad, but honest dude, even though he’s a cunt. Grayson don’t know what he wants out of life, and he will run away when you do one little thing he doesn’t like. OH, and when he DOES figure out what he wants, he won’t tell you for a while even though you already know. The man ain’t subtle about it. You will know as soon as he stops giving a shit. He claims to like communication, but he himself is very very VERY bad at it.

Special talents: ghosting and blocking you
Character strength: intimidating stare
Character flaw: doesn’t know how to communicate, but says he values it or somthin.

Dude 1: “yeah man, I put in my bio that I value communication, bitches live communication.”
Dude 2: “Jesus Christ, don’t be a Grayson (derogatory) my guy.”

Grayson (derogatory) by Imtiredofthisgrandpa January 24, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008