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gaysmith 

a toolish kid, commonly hated, constantly given shit and picked on but doesnt realize everyone's hatred towards them. A poser and They think they are the shit but actually are not. they tend to get cocky about skillz they dont have.
Jenkins is a gaysmith.

can u stop? ur acting like gaysmith.
gaysmith by Coolkid69 January 15, 2008

grubsmith 

(n) A cook.
Also, to grubsmith (v) to cook.
1. Man, Tumi sure was a boss grubsmith.
2. Where's Bill? I think he's downstairs grubsmithing.
grubsmith by Dirty Dev June 11, 2006

gray smith 

a psycotic gamer, who is in love with a girl named rae. he wants that shit. but has no chance in hell. anyways he sucks at life.
gray smith by therealunst December 15, 2004

Greysmith 

Greysmith, Greysmithing. A blue eyed, feline woman who wields a blasksmithing hammer and dawns non-traditional blacksmithing attire. Darker skin from the constant exposure of her anvil and forge. Grey and black are the only colors you will see her wear.
Who's that catgirl over there at the forge in the grey bikini?
Oh her? She's a Greysmith.
Greysmith by EvoGrey November 29, 2022

Goatsmith 

A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.
I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.

Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.

If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
Goatsmith by Goatmangold September 3, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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