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Grau
Grau by Bob Bobinson May 19, 2004
Grau
Grau likes to think big. One day he said that he has long dick. I dont think so but good for him. Grau dont work good under pressure. To be honest he doesnt work at all. Usually learns about fish. But hates fish. If you hear somebody coughing in the backround, then you know that Grau is there. He getts attracted to the smell of alcohol.
He is a pain in the ass.
He is a pain in the ass.
Ofcourse Grau left the dirty dishes here.
Grau bought a small pack of XS condoms.
Grau drank all of our bleach again.
Grau bought a small pack of XS condoms.
Grau drank all of our bleach again.
Grau by RamboFromTaiwan December 5, 2021
GRAU
a casual cat that squints with a seemingly delightfull grin. you will fing that a grau often is a bitch and cuts out the eyes of you fellow man. beware graus are leathal.
GRAU by beige the tassel October 14, 2004
Grau-Wanker
Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".
Grau-Wanker by AidenChris June 30, 2020
Scott Grau
Slightly obese, well endowed redhead. This guy has the ability to own every Macsterbash he’s ever been to. Trim or Grundle. This cat takes what he wants and gives zero fucks.
Scott Grau by Bmintyre January 6, 2019
Ahron Grau
Ahron Grau by ahron420DAB August 13, 2018
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