Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008