Grapenholt 

The best last name that exists and can exist

first name Grapenholt: my last name is Grapenholt
Person: wow! So you are one of the best people on earth

Grapenholt by anonymous July 6, 2022

grapeshot 

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.

1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.

grapeshot by Opposable March 16, 2011

Grapeshot 

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

Grapeshot by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

Gettysburg Grapeshot 

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

Gettysburg Grapeshot by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022