mankind's premier experiment in eugenics and statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being poor, being black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum South. Not surprisingly, the town leans Democrat.
Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"
Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."
Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)
Joe: "I'm actually from Newark."
Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)
by The Twelfth Monkey October 29, 2012
Get the Granville, OH mug.A charming town just east of Columbus. Population 9,585. Founded in 1805. Home of Denison University. Sterotypes of Granville are: rich, snobby and smart. But people in Granville are caring, polite, range from low income families to high income families and are just really well rounded folks. Overall Granville is a FANTASTIC place to live.
Davis: Wow, this town is beautiful. I am in awe with the kind citizens and the charming shops. What a wondeful place to live!
Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.
Taylor: Well, i mean, OBVIOUSLY. You're in Granville, OH.
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The most boring town you will ever see. Full of white trash, and wanna be 'gangsters'. to live in this town, is comparable to living in hell.
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Get the Greenville Ohio mug.The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team
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Get the Greenville Ohio football mug.Possibly the worst place on Earth to live. For entertainment the citizens of Greenville Ohio go to Walmart and walk around, play hide and seek, ride around on bicycles, or just watch people. You cannot stand outside on the sidewalk for more than five minutes without seeing a white guy that thinks he is black. Greenville Ohio needs to get General Larry Platt to come here and do a concert so that the white boys will stop sagging their pants to the ground. If you live in Greenville you either live in the "ghetto" or on a farm in the country in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 1: "Man don't you think living in Greenville Ohio would be awesome?"
Guy 2: "No dude, that place is comparable to hell."
Guy 2: "No dude, that place is comparable to hell."
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