GrantNoble 

One sexy man, who can seduce any woman (mainly men). Although he is sweaty and fat, he can make u laugh with his "good looks" and small (huge) ears and also that fine ass.

Man: There goes a GrantNoble *jizz*

Woman: That one stole my virginity

GrantNoble by GrantNoble97 December 9, 2012

Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Granthole by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014