Grant Job 

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.

You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!

Grant Job by LlihTter October 22, 2014

grunt job 

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job

"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."

grunt job by Sparky88 December 18, 2006

Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.

"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."

Grand Slam Blow Job by G-Schwartz October 2, 2007

Grand Rapids Blow Job 

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

Grand Rapids Blow Job by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004