grandparenting

To take care of your children's children in a way that makes non-grandparents feel undervalued and moronic. Also, to so facetiously do your kids a favour, by simply "babysitting", but feeling like you deserve a hero cookie for it.

"Looking forward to grandparenting my grand kids for my daughter so she can go out with her friends tonight!"

grandparenting by steepedtea4life October 20, 2014

Grandparenting

When as a grandparent you believe all time spent with grandchildren is needed and required instead of want to or desired by ones self. A higher level of "babysitting " your grandkids!

We will not be babysitting our grandchildren, we are "grandparenting" them to allow our adult child to go party!

Grandparenting by faithuncertain May 25, 2016

grandparentage 

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

grandparentage by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

grandparentitis 

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.

"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."

grandparentitis by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003

eGrandparenting 

Attending a life-cycle event for your grandchild while at a remote geolocation by a means of advanced technology, such as Skype or Facetime.

eGrandparenting is great – I couldn't make it out to Boston for my Anthony's piano recital, so my son, bless his heart, held up his Androgynous phone and took some video for me to see. Now if only I could figure out how to open my email…

eGrandparenting by dvnix April 27, 2012