Grandpa Jack 

Grandpa jack is the one thing that God can`t compare to. He has been around since 001 BC. Grandpa Jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun Galactica.

Oh my Grandpa Jack!

What in the name of Grandpa Jack!

I swear it on Grandpa Jack...

Grandpa Jack by Grand Father Jack November 1, 2016

Grandpa jacket 

The sagging skin on a very old penis.

He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.

Grandpa jacket by grandpaJacket March 18, 2011