Grand Funk 

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.

"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd

Grand Funk by PHOENIX March 26, 2005

Grand Funk 

The ultimate American band!

"Here's the group you've been waiting to hear! Grand Funk Railroad!!

Grand Funk by Major Pool March 22, 2005

GRAND FUNK 

The smell of real music,etc.

Something , smells like "Grand Funk" up in here.

GRAND FUNK by Det....Dean March 25, 2005

Grand Funk 

Ultimate, definitive.

"I am the Grand Funk Master of music..."

Grand Funk by Mighty J January 27, 2004

grand funk 

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

grand funk by Renee January 29, 2004

Grand Funk Railroad 

Also referred to as "Grand Funk", it is a 3 person band consisting of the wild, shirtless lyrics of Alan Farner, the bone rattling bass of Mel Schacher and the competent drum work of Don Brewer. Biggest hit in "We're an American Band"

"The Alan Parsons project paved the way for Grand Funk Railroad. You know the band Grand funk dont you?"

Grand Funk Railroad by Jameslegs September 6, 2011

Grandfucker 

The ultimate mother fucker

Person 1 “he is suck a mother fucker”
Person 2 “no, he’s a grandfucker”

Grandfucker by VCrap February 25, 2021