Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".
Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."
Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"
by SR707 January 15, 2010
Get the Granade launcher mug.The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.
by jinful February 26, 2010
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The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
by milty08204 January 8, 2010
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Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?
Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?
by Borickly November 4, 2011
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Get the M32 rotary grenade launcher mug.A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
by C-DOGG72 August 29, 2010
Get the Grenade Launcher mug.when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team
by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
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