Granade launcher 

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

Granade launcher by SR707 January 15, 2010

grenade launcher 

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.

grenade launcher by jinful February 26, 2010

Grenade Launcher 

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.

Grenade Launcher by milty08204 January 8, 2010

Grenade Launcher 

A Bro's girlfriend who pushes her ugly friends on the Bro's Bro.

Bro: Yo you wanna hangout with my girl and her friend tonight?
Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?

Grenade Launcher by Borickly November 4, 2011

M32 rotary grenade launcher 

a weapon to surpass the ADATS and finally kill SCP-682

hey trooper see that thing over there fire the M32 rotary grenade launcher

M32 rotary grenade launcher by c00lguy07 September 29, 2020

Grenade Launcher 

A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"

Grenade Launcher by C-DOGG72 August 29, 2010

the grenade launcher 

when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team

brett is the designated grenade laucncher

the grenade launcher by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004