The gaming secret police under capitalist rule. Sympathizes with Third Reich methodology. Occupies many countries worldwide. Started in 1984 in Grapevine, Texas.
Heil Gamestapo!
"How much did you get for the trade in, man?"
"Eh, Gamestapo said they could give me $2cash or $3.25 credit... so I said credit because I wanted to preorder the new **** ** ****."
"You know Gamestapo's preorder games sometimes don't come with any bonuses at all, right?"
"...Shit"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"