Gragulate

A combination of a blow job and throwing up while pooping.

Dude the other night at Jeff's party and i met up with this hot chick and we hooked up when we started drinking but she totally gragulated on me

by Jo-ezzl May 30, 2008

Gromulate

An unpleasant way of recalling what you ate last night.
Typically caused by an unpleasant visual, smell or feeling.

The distortions I can normally handle, but the colors here kinda wanna make me gromulate all over my entire screen.

by OwlAtom November 24, 2022

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

gradutate

To blow chunks at one's graduation, usually from consuming too much alcohol prior to the event.

It was quite a graduation regurgitation. The valedictorian gradutated all over the stage.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

graduate student

A young adult whose number one motivating factor is free food.

Marissa, a graduate student, just attended a pointless workshop on conflict resolution just because there was free pizza there.

by Carla Cat October 29, 2013

gavulate

To give the appearance of being adamant or decisive, while really having no intention to "make good" on one's promises (or threats). Derived from the tradition of the jurisprudent's gavel in US courts, which is used in television dramas to silence a querulous courtroom -- the gavel, despite conveying the image of power and authority, has in itself no inherent power (and so often proves insufficient at restoring "order in the court" amidst the outbursts of some headstrong witness or defendant). Because the gesture is itself only performative, it relies entirely upon the fear and awe of the hearer in order to retain its power.

"Coach will always gavulate about the importance of 'fundamentals' in basketball. But let a 6'11" kid show up to tryouts and it won't matter whether he can even dribble a ball."

by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

gramulating

The state one is in when they are awaiting the birth of a grandchild. Waiting to become a grandma. Also nannavating, waiting to become a nanna.

Sandy, did your daughter have her baby yet. Not yet, I am still gramulating.

by Grammy Sammy O April 23, 2010