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graduation speech accent 

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.
Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true 

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true
The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

middle school graduation dance 

a lame dance party. Mainly consists of a bunch of sluts grinding each other in the middle of the dance floor and a bunch of random, sweat-soaked dudes trying to grind sweet innocent dancing girls. Lots of people are making out in the corner and the people who can't dance decide that they should dance. The popular people stand in the same spot and take pictures of themselves and their friends, while the fat-asses position themselves at the food table. Not funn at all. You should have stayed home.
Alyssa: Hey guys! Do you want to go to the middle school graduation dance?!
Taylor: Nah it looks LAME.
Slutty Girl: C'mon bitches, I wana go!!!!

Social Media Graduation 

Social media graduation has several definitions. When someone has evolved past the need for social media. This is often due to factors such as financial stability within the majority of the population. Occasionally this happens towards the end of Rumspringa as a last chance to party before going offline permanently (or at the least, no longer using social media). Social media graduation also happens due to factors of age, and having outgrown social media in some form, even if graduate decides to continue to use other social media. When social media graduation happens, online & offline celebrations are common, often happening at the same time. Strictly offline celebrations are common as well. This sort of event can cause paradoxical feelings of intense joy, sadness, loss of friendships, and strengthening of existing ones. It can be as important to some people as a high school, college or university graduation, depending on their background & culture.

Synonymous terms include, but are not limited to: Social networking graduation, insert website and / or app here graduation, internet graduation, social media retirement. This is not that same as quitting social media out of frustration, or a social media break.
example 1: the young man's social media graduation party before returning to The Amish Community was a welcome one. All of his new friends had a chance to say proper goodbyes, and plans to visit him & his community were made.

Example 2: Having outgrown the app, and wanting an excuse to have fun, the young lady threw a TikTok graduation party complete with a shocking ceremony to keep her legendary status.

Example 3: Being too busy for Facebook, they graduated from social media. They exchanged phone numbers, and mentioned their frequent hangouts to friends. They had a few drinks to celebrate with coworkers on a lunch break.

Example 4: Due to factors of aging, but wanting to quit social media, we threw a social media graduation party for our grandmother instead. She was much happier this was, and loved ones were more understanding.

High School Graduation 

High School Graduation is the bipolar day for everybody. Everybody has mixed feelings about this day. Usually you are really happy because of all of the shallow bitches or fuckboys you don't have to deal with anymore, and feel a sense of revenge because they've wasted all of their time trying to manipulate you. But also you feel really upset because you know it's the day that represents the last time you hanging out with your friends and close people. Once it's all over you usually miss high school and wish you could go back to this day with everybody else.
High school graduation is the day where your life takes a huge turn, both for the better and the worse.

sixth grade graduation 

When someone of about 15-16 years of age uses his three inches of dissappointment to give an 11 year old the most uninteresting seven minutes of her life.
"dude nascar fucked an 11 year old"
"oh god dude he gave her a sixth grade graduation"
"nah dawg, she's skipped a few grades if you know what i mean"
"yeah and she's a mom too."