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grade school dick 

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.
I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
Grade A dick sneeze by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Dick on Grade 

When you lay that pipe, your dick has to be on grade.
*puts pipe into the ditch*

"Yup, Thats good dick, DICK ON GRADE"
Dick on Grade by DickOnGrade July 18, 2025

Weapons grade dickweed 

when someones being a fuckin asshole
Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026