Skip to main content

grade school dick 

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.
I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
Grade A dick sneeze by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Dick on Grade 

When you lay that pipe, your dick has to be on grade.
*puts pipe into the ditch*

"Yup, Thats good dick, DICK ON GRADE"
Dick on Grade by DickOnGrade July 18, 2025

Weapons grade dickweed 

when someones being a fuckin asshole
Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026