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A slang word meaning "bro" "dawg" "friend" or "Buddy"
My grabit, what are you doing.
Grabit by Kött August 16, 2026

Gravity Falls 

One of the greatest original shows we've had in awhile.
' ' Man, Gravity Falls was an amazing show! ' '

Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Gravity Falls 

Gravity Falls is the best possible cartoon ever. It was created by Alex Hirsch, my favorite animator in the world. Some main characters include:
Dipper Pines- 12-13 year old boy longing adventure. Twin to Mabel.
Mabel Pines- 12-13 year old girl. Loves romance- and pigs. Twin to Dipper.
"Grunkle" Stanley Pines- Older guy. Grunkle means "Great Uncle." Runs the Mystery Shack.
Soos- Handyman of the apocalypse! Soos works at the Mystery Shack. He has everything you could need.
Gravity Falls is the best show ever! Too bad it just ended.
Gravity Falls by GingerGirlFanfic September 12, 2016

Gravity Falls 

A cartoon running from 2012-2016 on Disney Channel, created by Alex Hirsch. It was based on his summer vacations with his twin sister Ariel.

Set in the fictional town of Gravity Falls in Oregon, twins Dipper and Mabel from California are sent to spend their summer vacation there with their grand uncle (Grunkle) Stanley Pines. Together, they discover that the town holds all sorts of weird and mysterious creatures and secrets.
Gravity Falls is one of the best cartoon shows out there. You should watch it.
Gravity Falls by Random fangirl 98 October 26, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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