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Government Troll

A Government Troll is someone paid by a .gov to influence people's opinions on the internet, especially when it comes to key or suppressed issues. They have multiple accounts to forums/blogs/facebook etc and use them to discredit people's responses and sway public opinion.

This actually works on almost all sheeple.
Blog Title: Obamalamma isn't from the US
Lengthy post showing evidence that its true.

Comments Section:
Guy1: I knew it, lets boot him out no wonder America is in so much debt only a non-us citizen would do this to us.
Government Troll Persona1: Guy1 you are wrong Obamalamma was born in the US.
Guy Two: GTroll Persona1 Just look at the evidence
Government Trolll Persona2: Here is a random document that says Obamalamma is from US.
Government Troll Persona3: See Guy1 Persona2 proved you wrong.
RandomTroll: Obamalamma is gay.
Guy2: Okay maybe Obamalamma is from the US guy1 is a conspiracy theorist.
Guy3: Freaking conspiracy theorists why did I waste my time reading this post when its not true.
Government Troll by Ken CDN October 10, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026