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Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag
1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.
by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005
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Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.
You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag
by 12 December 26, 2004
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Gouche Bag

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals
by Cameron March 21, 2004
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Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.
I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.
by stsully November 24, 2019
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Gouchebag

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.
Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.
by avatarxl July 23, 2011
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gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.
Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?
by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010
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gruchebag

A douchebag who resembles despicable me star, gru
Person 1: hey did you see that evil douche earlier?
Person 2: oh you mean the gruchebag?
by MIDGET TOUCHER July 4, 2018
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