When something is so utterly Goth it rises to a level beyond Emotastic and begins to redefine fundamental laws of space and time with it's very Gothness.
Like watching Twilight New Beginning and wishing you had a bucket to puke in. This movie is Gothnastic beyond all belief.
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1)Describes something that is very gothy, gothic, goth, whatever.
2)Describes someone who is very gothy, gothic, goth, whatever.
When something is gothtastic, it is inherently awesome.
No one is gothtastic; they'd deny it if they were.
2)Describes someone who is very gothy, gothic, goth, whatever.
When something is gothtastic, it is inherently awesome.
No one is gothtastic; they'd deny it if they were.
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This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
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