Gorilla Thumb 

A penis - particularly a penis that is curious and/or searching for something. The gorilla thumb might be particularly hairy or thick, although not necessarily. Ideally, it doesn't have a fingernail.

I'm tired. Get your gorilla thumb away from me.

Gorilla Thumb by bullfrogboy January 20, 2009

Gorilla Thumb 

A black or hispanic choade

Jessica: "Davon had such a gorilla thumb and I wasn't ready for it!"

Gorilla Thumb by JimboSlice13 July 14, 2017

gorilla thump 

A physical reaction (thumping or hitting) something due to frustration for lack of knowledge with technology. Aka primal chimp instincts taking over for not being intelligent

After Deloris had tried her password 10+ times, the primal rage ensued and she gorilla thumped her keyboard.

gorilla thump by Donmustache August 19, 2016

gorilla thump 

Using the force of a gorilla behind a thump of your appendage upon another person's head.

Last night I took out my Wang and gorilla thumped this girl's forhead.

gorilla thump by clitcommander69 November 10, 2009

Gorilla's Thumbs 

Really, really hard nipples.

'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over the place'

Gorilla's Thumbs by Mongymax November 13, 2007