Gorilla Smack 

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

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to be very high, stoned, faded, etc.

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Gorilla ball sacking 

Putting your balls on random objects

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Gorilla ball sacking by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022