Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

gorilla smacked

to be very high, stoned, faded, etc.

dude that kush had me fucking gorilla smacked last night

by lsd.danny July 9, 2016