TSLA

Ticker symbol of automotive manufacturer (and fraudulent fever dream futurist huckster nonsense promoter) Tesla.

How can the valuation of TSLA be anything other than a fever dream when, as of of 12/11/2020, TSLA is valued more than Toyota, Oracle, Aflac, Uber, and Eversource COMBINED.

by BERETTA December 11, 2020

Tsla put

What you buy when you are allergic to money

I bought this tsla put and got margin called.

by Dstonks August 30, 2021

TSLAMP

Time spent looking at my phone

“TSLAMP” is a song by the band MGMT from their 2018 album LDA

I didn’t get anything done today -oo much TSLAMP.

by DethRok September 30, 2018

TSLAT

The cool way to say "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"

Wanna Hang?
Nope. I gotta run home and see what amy's dumb ass does next on TSLAT!

by xoMIGGLES April 18, 2009

TSLAT

Thing Shaped Like A Thing
A kitchen timer shaped like an egg, etc. Meta version - a birdhouse shaped like a bird. Never x-rated.

The Giant Chair in D.C. is one of my favorite TSLATs. My lightbulb-shaped lamp is my favorite meta-TSLAT!

by cakeartchick September 17, 2021

tslacking

If a person ever uses this they a dumb mother fucka. It’s lackin but for dumbass bitches

“Nah, bruh you tslacking”

by anonymous June 29, 2023