Gopher Dot 

When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.

Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.

There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.

I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.

Gopher Dot by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Gopheriotituous 

gopheriotituous: word derived from the land of Tewninog meaning cool

"Wow, man! That was really gopheriotituous!"

Gopheriotituous by Gopher Man October 8, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008