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Gooter fuck 

Its gooter then gooder and its gooder then fuck its a gooter fuck
Man im such a gooter suck when it comes to gooter fuck
Gooter fuck by Twaterson January 14, 2022
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goober fuck 

noun, person: a boyfriend that, even though he adores his girlfriend & lets her walk all over him, he annoys her to no end. even the sound of his breathing makes her want to gouge his eyeballs out & kick him in the face, neck, & nuts. also, the only time he gets laid is a pity-fuck.
jeez my stupid fuckimg boyfriend just changed my oil, put new tires on my car, delivered my baby, got up with her all night while i slept, then moved all my furniture & my best friends furniture upstairs into our new apartment, and he had the nerves to buy me a 3 karat diamond ring & it wasnt even the right size. what a goober fuck!
goober fuck by ElJaye June 13, 2011
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