Goose Trap

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Goose Trap (n.) When deciding which one of your friends should be the designated driver for the night, you tell them that you will be for that night, but you ask one of them to come over for a bit for some made up reason and you get drunk before he/she gets to your house. This is called a goose trap because it is a type of trapping mechanism to make someone else be the designated driver. It's particularly called the Goose Trap because of the infamous Gray Goose Vodka which is known to be a popular alcohol among teenagers.

Don't ask Matt to be the designated driver because he'll goose trap us again!

Goose Trap by Wavesurfer244 January 10, 2011

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Trap goose

Lil Peep’s name before he decided to be ‘Lil Peep’

Trap goose to Hanna his ex gf: “I think Im going to change my name to Lil Peep !”

Trap goose by healizzle69 April 3, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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