A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006
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by Mavia February 5, 2017
Get the Goonicorn mug.Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.
The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.
by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011
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One goat=one Goatcoin.
Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.
One goat=one Goatcoin.
Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.
That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!
by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019
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Girlfriend: Ganicorn is so amazing! I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling with him....
Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!
Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!
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