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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
Related Words

gonestly 

a mix between god and honestly.
you: he needs to decide whether he's on or off Jesus christ
friend: gonestly
gonestly by kazybaz May 20, 2020

the goodest boy 

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.
Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.

Goodestest 

That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!
Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011
A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.
Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache
GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015