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Gooklamont 

Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another quasi-important Schenck)

"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"

Gooklamont by WillSchenck- July 4, 2009