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Google Monster 

A person who uses Google for everything they need to look up. Even if they know what website they are going to they prefer to Google search it just to click on the link. Their internet life in essence revolves around Google, if Google can't find it they will never see it.
That geek is a Google Monster.
Google Monster by 0dd0ne July 30, 2008

GooglyMonster 

A Cuban monster who lives under your bed or stairs. The monster likes to wait for children, then he proceeds to grab the child and have his way with him/her. After the whole situation he smokes a blunt, tells the kid to cheer up and leaves to the next child's house.

The life cycle of a Googly starts with birth, they are asexual. After 12 years he gets his first prey to which he lays his eggs in while he has his way. After a 7 month incubation the parent either splits into 2 or his eggs eat away the child like a parasite.

The only way to stop a Googly is to call the cops, due to his Hispanic look the cops most likely will shoot him instead of arresting him.
Mark got attacked by a Googlymonster last night. He should have called the cops.
GooglyMonster by gideonpHalen August 25, 2014

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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