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Definitions by gideonpHalen

GooglyMonster 

A Cuban monster who lives under your bed or stairs. The monster likes to wait for children, then he proceeds to grab the child and have his way with him/her. After the whole situation he smokes a blunt, tells the kid to cheer up and leaves to the next child's house.

The life cycle of a Googly starts with birth, they are asexual. After 12 years he gets his first prey to which he lays his eggs in while he has his way. After a 7 month incubation the parent either splits into 2 or his eggs eat away the child like a parasite.

The only way to stop a Googly is to call the cops, due to his Hispanic look the cops most likely will shoot him instead of arresting him.
Mark got attacked by a Googlymonster last night. He should have called the cops.
GooglyMonster by gideonpHalen August 25, 2014

neoparris 

A term to describe an incredably anoying individual, who lacks the metal capacity of others.
"Oh man he is such a neoparris".
"Dude that one guy keeps annoying me, he must be a neoparris".
neoparris by GideonPhalen March 6, 2013