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googly eyed 

When someone has a lazy eye or is cross eyed.
Mr. Cafiero is googly eyed.
googly eyed by Bob man December 13, 2007

Googly Eyed 

To be ugly or strange looking. In reference to another's appearence.
Is the new guy hot?

No he's all googly eyed.
Googly Eyed by LuLuDucky June 10, 2007

Googly-Eyed  

When a girl is persuaded to perform oral sex on a dude after he hath affixed a googly eye to each his testicles. A ball with a googly eye affixed to it is known as a "googly eyeball."
It is widely rumored that Angelina was googly-eyed by Brad on their third date. Apparently, she was "pleasantly surprised."
Googly-Eyed by Kaiser Moore August 17, 2008

googly-eyed 

As a verb, the act of requesting or especially performing a sexual act on a partner so spectacularly, that the receiver experiences or shall experience crossed, awkward, and/or bulging eyes.

As an adjective, the description of a person’s eyes following their receipt of legendary sexual act(s) and the associated extraordinary orgasm. See also: ahegao.
“It’s been awhile since I was googly-eyed by a man who cared enough about my pleasure.”

“Tonight, I want to be googly-eyed by you.”

“It was probably the best blowjob I’ve ever had—left me googly-eyed.”

“She googly-eyed me anytime she went down on me. No man has ever done that for me.”
googly-eyed by Susan_Storm1 October 29, 2022

Googly eyed rock 

-To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence

-A set of vacant glossy eyes, from which no intelligible emotion or expression can be derived.

-Being shit ass drunk.
-At this point one’s eyes begin to resemble a googly eyed pet rock.
1. a) "Fong looks pretty bombed"

b) "Fuck that googly eyed rock, he’s always drunk, just leave him"

2. "I'll take the easy kill, so you go for the friend, I’ll take the googly eyed rock"

3. "Fuck, Fabs gone googly eyed rock on us. Hopefully he doesn’t puke in the cab"
Googly eyed rock by Fongnation October 15, 2009

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch. 

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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