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googly eyed 

When someone has a lazy eye or is cross eyed.
Mr. Cafiero is googly eyed.
googly eyed by Bob man December 13, 2007

Googly Eyed 

To be ugly or strange looking. In reference to another's appearence.
Is the new guy hot?

No he's all googly eyed.
Googly Eyed by LuLuDucky June 10, 2007

Googly-Eyed  

When a girl is persuaded to perform oral sex on a dude after he hath affixed a googly eye to each his testicles. A ball with a googly eye affixed to it is known as a "googly eyeball."
It is widely rumored that Angelina was googly-eyed by Brad on their third date. Apparently, she was "pleasantly surprised."
Googly-Eyed by Kaiser Moore August 17, 2008

googly-eyed 

As a verb, the act of requesting or especially performing a sexual act on a partner so spectacularly, that the receiver experiences or shall experience crossed, awkward, and/or bulging eyes.

As an adjective, the description of a person’s eyes following their receipt of legendary sexual act(s) and the associated extraordinary orgasm. See also: ahegao.
“It’s been awhile since I was googly-eyed by a man who cared enough about my pleasure.”

“Tonight, I want to be googly-eyed by you.”

“It was probably the best blowjob I’ve ever had—left me googly-eyed.”

“She googly-eyed me anytime she went down on me. No man has ever done that for me.”
googly-eyed by Susan_Storm1 October 29, 2022

Googly eyed rock 

-To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence

-A set of vacant glossy eyes, from which no intelligible emotion or expression can be derived.

-Being shit ass drunk.
-At this point one’s eyes begin to resemble a googly eyed pet rock.
1. a) "Fong looks pretty bombed"

b) "Fuck that googly eyed rock, he’s always drunk, just leave him"

2. "I'll take the easy kill, so you go for the friend, I’ll take the googly eyed rock"

3. "Fuck, Fabs gone googly eyed rock on us. Hopefully he doesn’t puke in the cab"
Googly eyed rock by Fongnation October 15, 2009

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch. 

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”