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Google this 

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad
wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this
Google this by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011

is this Google? 

"hey, is this Google?"

"No, this is Urban Dictionary."
is this Google? by Catakuri April 13, 2021

Google show me this guys balls 

Usually used in the tiktok format, A person will say this to search up a specified persons balls showing ramantic intrest
Guy 1: "Yo that looks like the battle pass."

Guy 2: "Google show me this guys balls please."

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

wait this isn't google 

The pinnacle of excuses, “Wait this isn’t google” is an excuse to get out of a sticky situation.
Jake: “How to kill someone.”
Zach “....Huh?”
Jake “ wait this isn't google.”
Zach: “We’re talking, Are you high again?”

Google, show me this guy's balls 

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️