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Googlefags 

Are, but not limited to, SJW employees that work at google or any other Silicon Valley tech company. These individuals are marxist in their ideology and have delusions of grandeur. These people are against free speech and are enemies of the constitution of the United States of America. They adhere to leftwing, even communist beliefs and are collectivists who want to destroy capitalism. Through online censorship and self appointed arbiters of truth they are attempting to remove all individual freedoms and are determined to blur all lines of distinction. Thus creating an environment to facilitate their corporatist and globalist overlords can expeditiously rule the whole of humanity.
Those fucking googlefags are at it again, de-platforming and outright censoring creators, individuals and politicians that hold opposing opinions or thoughts. They will be purged, long live the republic, patriots prepare and unite !!!

Googlemapsdit

Unconjugatable Verb used to describe the action of looking up something on Google maps.

Remain's the same in any tense
Where's the nearest pub round here?
- Don't worry i'll just googlemapsdit

Did u find my house ok?
- Yeh googlemapsdit

Googlelapse

The frustrating phenomenon of remembering that you meant to search for something online, but completely forgetting the actual topic by the time you open your browser.
I had a genius idea an hour ago, but now I am completely googlelapsed and just staring at a blank screen.
Googlelapse by Leatherman June 10, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026