goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

goofs and gaffs by edrsta November 14, 2022

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Goof Juice 

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime

now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020

Goof Juice by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020

Goof Nigga 

When a nigga is so extra that he starts hitting on underage girls.

Baby Daddy One: This goof nigga Isaac was pulling at the school yesterday!
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter

Goof Nigga by TheGooner December 15, 2016

goof jazz pop 

Jazz with mainstream pop and excruciatingly bad singing as a medium of communication

My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians

goof jazz pop by shiva-archetypes October 24, 2022

bottle of goof 

A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.

Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?

I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .

take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.

bottle of goof by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018

göofelmâcher 

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.

Put a göofelmâcher on that box!

göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013