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An error or lapse in judgement when choosing what type of cheese, whilst wearing your favourite shirt to acquire from a supermarket, with it's own petrol station, located within a 0.2 mile radius of roundabout, just off of a dual carriageway, in a country with atleast two officially spoken languages.

Excludes northern Ireland.

Guy 1: Did you get the cheese?
Guy 2: yea here it is - Edam cheese. I got it from that conveniently located Wal-Mart right before I got petrol. It was easy to find as it had a sign saying 'compra queso aqui if you would like cheese'.
Guy1: That a new shirt? I prefer your other one.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wore this earlier purchasing the cheese. I made a real goofnooki of that situation.

goofnooki by Pontypridd 123 August 6, 2016

Words you can keep

Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

goodlooking

an act of helping a fellow hood dweller

"goodlooking yo, i really needed that"

goodlooking by relientk762 November 17, 2006

un-goodlooking

When someone or something just is not good looking... not necessarily unattractive, just not good looking. Definately relates to the term ungood, although not really surfer-kid in origin.

That guy is so un-goodlooking

un-goodlooking by Starla January 25, 2006

Skank Goodlooking

a male or female that is considered by most to be skanky but is good looking enough to date or sleep with but for only a short time or one night. Not a person you would like to marry or bring home to meet the family. One Night stand worthy.

Guy; " I met this girl last night"
Guy 2; "did you bang her?"
Guy; " yea"

Guy 2; "was she hot"
Guy; " She was Skank goodlooking"
Guy; "oh so you won't call her today"

Guy 2;" yea"

Skank Goodlooking by The_Duse January 18, 2011

GoodNooning

What you tell someone when it is exactly noon. 12:00pm
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!

GOOD NOONING !

*wake up & look at the clock*
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)

Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !

GoodNooning by danikaxlynn June 1, 2011

whats cookin goodlookin

whenever you see a sexy mama in the kitchen u say hey whats cookin goodlookin?

yeah bro, i said whats cookin goodlookin

whats cookin goodlookin by da illest of dem all April 21, 2011

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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