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goofnooki 

An error or lapse in judgement when choosing what type of cheese, whilst wearing your favourite shirt to acquire from a supermarket, with it's own petrol station, located within a 0.2 mile radius of roundabout, just off of a dual carriageway, in a country with atleast two officially spoken languages.

Excludes northern Ireland.
Guy 1: Did you get the cheese?
Guy 2: yea here it is - Edam cheese. I got it from that conveniently located Wal-Mart right before I got petrol. It was easy to find as it had a sign saying 'compra queso aqui if you would like cheese'.
Guy1: That a new shirt? I prefer your other one.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wore this earlier purchasing the cheese. I made a real goofnooki of that situation.
goofnooki by Pontypridd 123 August 6, 2016
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Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

goodlooking 

an act of helping a fellow hood dweller
"goodlooking yo, i really needed that"
goodlooking by relientk762 November 17, 2006

un-goodlooking 

When someone or something just is not good looking... not necessarily unattractive, just not good looking. Definately relates to the term ungood, although not really surfer-kid in origin.
un-goodlooking by Starla January 25, 2006

Skank Goodlooking 

a male or female that is considered by most to be skanky but is good looking enough to date or sleep with but for only a short time or one night. Not a person you would like to marry or bring home to meet the family. One Night stand worthy.
Guy; " I met this girl last night"
Guy 2; "did you bang her?"
Guy; " yea"

Guy 2; "was she hot"
Guy; " She was Skank goodlooking"
Guy; "oh so you won't call her today"

Guy 2;" yea"
Skank Goodlooking by The_Duse January 18, 2011

GoodNooning

What you tell someone when it is exactly noon. 12:00pm
Good Afternoon is AFTER.
Good Morning is BEFORE.
So what about when its on the dot ?!

GOOD NOONING !
*wake up & look at the clock*
Clock: 12:00pm
*text bestfriend, boyfriend, whoever*
: goodnooning ! :)

Friend: goodmorning !
You: noo, goodnooning !
GoodNooning by danikaxlynn June 1, 2011

whats cookin goodlookin 

whenever you see a sexy mama in the kitchen u say hey whats cookin goodlookin?
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