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Gooch Slap 

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
Gooch Slap by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Gooch Slap 

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.
Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.
Gooch Slap by John Schomaker August 20, 2010

Gooch Slapper 

A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.
Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.
Gooch Slapper by CyanideCastro August 17, 2011

Gooch Slapper 

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
Gooch Slapper by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

Gooch Slapped 

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything
Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
Gooch Slapped by Macky T May 20, 2008

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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