gooch monger 

one who sells his gooch to people.

nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.

gooch monger by a snazzle September 17, 2008

gooch monger 

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

gooch monger by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

Gooch Monger 

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

Gooch Monger by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

gooch monger 

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

gooch monger by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

gooch monger 

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.

"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.

gooch monger by JuManGiman September 13, 2006